Writing a dissertation is an emotional journey as well as a scholarly one. Thousands of people have navigated the treacherous path of the doctoral student and chronicled their journey.

But these aren’t the old days of lengthy journal entries (plus, who wants to write more after they’ve forced themselves to write all day?). This is 2020, and today, we make memes.

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The Beauty of Dissertation Memes

Short, pithy, and to the point, memes function both as commentary and a diary. They are also the perfect anti-dissertation: they are easily understood, funny, and their often dark humor mirrors and elevates the emotional state of the doctoral student.

Memes are increasingly being recognized as a legitimate form of political commentary, and have even been studied by academics. Recently, they have even been recognized as a coping mechanism for younger generations to deal with the existential dread of climate change, COVID-19, and other global catastrophes.

Doctoral students are intimately familiar with the feeling of existential dread.

With that in mind, here are some dissertation memes to accompany you throughout every stage of your dissertation journey.

When you need to get oriented

I'm a PhD Student

When you finally start writing your dissertation

Yoda saying, "Begun the dissertation has"

When you need some motivation

Ryan Gosling saying "Hey girl, you write that dissertation. And then we can cuddle."

When you really should be writing your dissertation

"I worked on my dissertation today by pinning motivating pins on pinterest about working on my dissertation."

When things go horribly wrong

Cat staring at a computer, saying "you had a dissertation, but I deleted it"

When you have to re-do what you’ve already done

Making a mean, intimidating face and saying, "so then I was like: 'Hey committee members. I respectfully disagree with the implication that more data is required."

When you really should be writing

Captain kirk, exasperated, saying "what aren't you writing your dissertation?"

When you’ve been writing your dissertation for too long

Little boy with arms crossed saying "so you're telling me you're still writing that dissertation?"

When you’re preparing for your dissertation defense

Caption: The best thesis defense is a good thesis offense. Pictured: A woman with sword raised at committee, saying "AAAA!"

When you finally finish your dissertation

Man with long beard saying "what year is it?"